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POLL: are you bored right now?

i bought a pink cotton candy flavored dildo (9' btw) and i decided to show to my friends so they can be jealous. I used it in the bathroom in school and accidentaly got some poo on it. i put it back in my book bag because i needed to go to my next class. when i got to class and i forgot to close my bag and it fell and everyone saw the poo on it! it was so emberassing!

I have calculus problems I need solved!?

So I have a nasty homework assignment and I'm really confused. Even if you can only answer one, I'd really appreciate it!

1)A University of Rochester student decided to depart from Earth after his graduation to find work on Mars. Before building a shuttle, he conducted careful calculations. A model for the velocity of the shuttle, from liftoff at t = 0 s until the solid rocket boosters were jettisoned at t = 57.1 s, is given by
v(t)=.001479667t^3-.083395t^2+32.09t-12
Using this model, estimate the absolute max value and absolute min value of the acceleration of the shuttle between liftoff and the jettisoning of the boosters.


2)Each page of a book is to have a printed area of 8 square inches with 2-in. margins at the top and bottom and 1-in. margins on the sides. What is the minimum possible area of such a page?

3)Find the point on the line 6x+5y+3=0 which is closest to the point (4,2).

4)A rancher wants to fence in an area of 2000000 square feet in a rectangular field and then divide it in half with a fence down the middle, parallel to one side.

What is the shortest length of fence that the rancher can use?


5)A box with a square base and an open top is to have a volume of 70in^3. Neglect the thickness of the material used to make the box, and find the dimensions of the box that would minimize the amount of material used.
The width and length of the box are each _______ in.
The height of the box is ________ in.

6)Let f(x)=x^2ln(3x). Find all the critical points of f(x).

Find the minimum value of f(x) on the interval (0,1].

What are the antagonists of the sternocleidmastoid?

can't seem to find it anywhere. the answers i've found on the internet are not in the book.

Can you go to school and qualify for welfare?

I'm horribly embarrassed about this, and I have no idea if this is even an option. But I'm living away from home, and I have my own apartment with some room mates. I am currently attending university but I am only taking 4 courses per semester. I had taken less classes because I have applied for the military and was told that I would be working part time while in school with them. However, they delayed my paperwork so much that only now have I gone for my fitness test when I was suppose to be working with them in May. I have been looking for a part time job to get me through, but I am running low on my credit line, on all of my savings, and I have already gone through all of my scholarships and bursaries just buying used books. I even went to the financial aid centre at the university, but they said that they only help the top 5% of the students, and that's only really possible if you have money in the first place to hire tutors.

It's hard to find work where I live, and even with the numberous resumes I've put out, I've yet to receive a call back. At this rate I will have to leave school and move back home to work for at least another year so that I can put money back in my credit line so that I can come back, but if that happens I'll lose my apartment. I'm horribly embarrassed about even having to consider this, but I've been unable to receive Canada student loans because of errors with their system saying that I apparently I have $5000 I do not have.

So is it even possible for me to qualify for welfare so that I don't loose my apartment, and have to drop out of school?

POLL: how was your day today?

i bought a pink cotton candy flavored dildo (9' btw) and i decided to show to my friends so they can be jealous. I used it in the bathroom in school and accidentaly got some poo on it. i put it back in my book bag because i needed to go to my next class. when i got to class and i forgot to close my bag and it fell and everyone saw the poo on it! it was so emberassing!

Where can I get a book bound?

I'm thinking of writing a mini memoir type keepsake as a gift. Where can I get my mini book professionally bound with a hard back. I thought of Kinkos but I'm looking for it to look like a real book.

Thanks!!!!!!

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